WAKE UP BABE

Premise

So—you found this.

Nice to meet you.

I guess that means introductions are in order, or at least that’s what people usually do at this point. I’m Ezmo. Part-time engineer, part-time “blogger,” full-time idiot. The ratios change depending on the day.

I’m not sure I’d even call this a blog. That word feels too intentional, too polished. This is more like a collection of thoughts—things I’d otherwise keep in my head, scribble into a notes app, or forget entirely. Some of it is for me. Some of it is for you. Most of it sits somewhere in between.

There’s no grand theme here, no promise of consistency, wisdom, or answers. Just observations, ideas, half-formed opinions, and the occasional moment of clarity when everything briefly lines up before falling apart again.

If you’re here out of curiosity, welcome. If you’re here by accident, feel free to stay anyway.

Either way—this is where I write things down so they don’t rot quietly in my brain.